Our staff came up with some things that you might want to think twice about. Here you go...Here they are:

 

HYPOTHETICALS THAT MAKE YOU COMPLETELY CHANGE YOUR MIND

You're a pregnant woman who suffers from tuberculosis. Your husband has syphillis. There are three children in the family. One is blind, another deaf, and the other suffers from tuberculosis. Yet another child died in infancy.

You decide to abort your unborn child.

Congratulations. You just killed Beethoven!

 

You're walking on the campus of Princeton University. You live in an era when unmarried mothers are considered whores. Suddenly, you find yourself walking behind a slow moving man with a large mustache and white, wild hair. He also doesn't speak English very well and he's kind of irritating you.

You shoot him dead.

Congratulations. You just killed Einstein!

 

 

You're a pregnant woman who has no husband, no money and no home. You live in an era when women who have sex for money are considered whores. Your child will no doubt be raised with little to no financial security.

At a party, you drink so much beer.

Congratulations. You just "killed" the keg! Now, someone has to go on a beer run!

 

 

You're on the campus of Princeton University. You live in the era of hip-hop. At some event, all other students of your class sit around you in the same black outfits.

As your parents take pictures, you walk up to someone to receive a diploma.

Congratulations, grad!