This fall, we offer the Westwood Combination Building/Staple Remover named after famed architect Mies van der Rohe. Its stainless steel “things” are designed to get under even the most stubborn staple at which point you will need to contribute your muscles’ deep powers to extract that exact same staple from the nether parts or your documents if you wish to more easily lay it, page by page, upon the park carousel.
HINT: Use the building portion of the Westwood to store your slacks, links, hassles, or Merriam-Webster Where Are the Apricots At? reference book set.
See this picture? This is the product (staple remover feature circled).