The Elders are at the LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival this Saturday, March the 7th, at 3:15 PM at the Downtown Independent Theater in Los Angeles.

DIDYAKNOW that, earlier this week, Tim Russert went to Meet His Maker?

DIDYAKNOW that, when people try to remember the names of the three actors who played the Ghostbusters, they think the one that’s not Bill Murray or Dan Aykroyd is the hardest to remember, but in fact it’s really Dan Aykroyd who’s the HARDEST TO REMEMBER!

Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd (the one whose name is most often forgotten), and the other Ghostbuster actor

For uh decorations, the tree is up in my opinion (not in Deb’s opinion, though) and I got the picture of Santa that people can pass around.

Anyway, we got the Holiday drinks menu, so here it is:

The Fourth King – This is what Jesus H. would have been given by a fourth king/wise man if there was one. A bracing blend of Peirson’s (basically, a poor man’s poor man’s Everclear), mashed potato Schnapps, and fermented mythical gilderberries picked by a Bulgarian dude in a jealous fit of rage.

Tin Tree Star – 2 parts the first liquid that appears in the computer that day when Googling “Please, no,” the daily allowance of red wine as suggested by my buddy whose starting up an alternative to the FDA, a twist of “lime,” 2 parts this stuff the guy who sold it to me called “the future of eggnog,” and 1 part severe-grade gin.

The Santa Don’t Exist – A hot mug of Full Throttle energy drink spiked wit enough Walgreen’s brandy to make it so you forget what horrors the Ghost of Christmas Future shows you.