Dear Penthouse:

I never thought this could happen to me. 

First of all, I’m a plumber, and with an occupation such as this, you always meet the most interesting people...and the most sexy!

At one morning appointment, I was greeted at the door by a totally hot woman. She had enormous heaving boobs, wild raven hair, and petite but pert breasts. Well, I thought, I need to stop eyeing her and get to work before she notices and gets me fired. So, I went about my work.

But, she turned me on so much that, when I got home, my wife could see the lust in my eyes.

Immediately, right there in the kitchen, we ate dinner with the kids, watched some TV and went to the bedroom.

We put away our clothes and before you know it, I was literally kissing my wife. Things were getting warmed up.

"I was wondering if you would try doing fellatio," I asked.

"No," she purred.

Soon, we were fucking in the missionary position. I couldn’t believe it! It was something we never dared propose to each other. Before this, we’d always relied on a position which involved us being in two separate rooms.

Just FYI, I came so hard into her womanhood.

She said she didn’t enjoy it...much!

But it wasn’t over: we hugged and stroked each other’s hair and eventually fell asleep like animals!

Dear Penthouse:

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Hey, Penthouse

I never thought this could happen to me, but one time I just fucked all these women, dude. They all had these big tits and I was puttin’ my thing up in that one whole they got down there. And was just like fucking ‘em and gettin’ all grabbin’ their tits and asses, dude.