Q: What do you get when you combine a picture frame with a picture?
A: A picture of a picture frame!
In New York City, a man rushing to a concert ran up to a police officer and asked, “How do I get to Carnegie Hall?” The policeman rubbed his chin in thought and then exclaimed, “Practice! Practice! Practice!” With these directions, the man was five minutes late to the concert!
First of all, a correction: Two weeks ago a joke stated that a prehistoric creature is called a dinosnore when it is asleep. This is not true. The creature continues to be identified by the name it has when awake.
Here’s a new joke from a kid:
Q: Assuming “bizzling” is a term one exclaims when they wish to go on vacation, what does bacon say when it wants to go on vacation?
A: Sizzling!
Serene Michaels, 7, Barrington Hills, IL
These are jokes!
Q: How, uh, how many Polish-Americans does it take to couple an NRC3 Maintainer to a T-Processor Reactor?
A: 15! (It should take no more than 11 if they know what they’re doing.)
Ted Wojchowski, 10, Mt. Carmel School, Chicago, IL
Q: I just can’t seem to talk to people at school without irritating them. Is there something wrong with me?
A: (Punchline not provided.)
Sally Brown, 7, Temper Flats, OH
| Q: What’s a cat’s favorite musical? |
| A: “Cats”! |
| - Sent to us by G. Straw, 8, Brookside Public Elementary, Miami, FL |
| Q: What’s worse than having a gorilla hiding in your closet? |
| A: Having two gorillas holding you down and slicing off your legs! |
| -Sent to us by Brianna Thompson, 7, Christ the Mere Prophet School of Islam, Brentwood, CA |
| Q: What do a trout and a flounder have in common? |
| A: They both take the bait, get hooked, and are then reeled in! |
| -Sent to us by Buster Sands, 7, Bob’s School, Billings, MT |
| Q: What do you get when you combine a tangerine with a lemon? |
| A: I don’t know, but whatever it is, it’s sure more sour than a tangerine! |
| - Sent to us by Brion Webster, 6, Cuba City, IA |
| Q: How many have to die before there is justice in this world? |
| A: Millions! |
| -Sent to us by Jenna Jameson, 7, St. Paul, MN |
| Q: What is the Werewolf’s favorite flavor of ice cream? |
| A: Howlinilla! |
| -Sent to us by Cindy Ptack, 6, Oakwood School, Chicago, IL |
| -Knock knock! |
| -Uh, who’s there? |
| -Woman with huge breas! |
| -Woman with huge breas who? |
| -Woman with huge breasts! |
| -Sent to us by Dennis Cho, 8, Sisters of Jesus H., Burlington, IA |
| “Thanks” to those kids who’ve sent in jokes! If we print one of yours, we’ll send you 4 or 5 dollars! |
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