Wiseman Saying Some Thing!
Monday, December 10th, 2007
“Give a man a fish, you feed him only once; give a man a fish every single day of his life, you feed him for a lifetime.” - Wiseman
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Archive for the 'Wise Man' CategoryWiseman Saying Some Thing!Monday, December 10th, 2007
“Give a man a fish, you feed him only once; give a man a fish every single day of his life, you feed him for a lifetime.” - Wiseman Wise Man!Thursday, August 23rd, 2007
“I live by the philosophy of ‘If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.’ For example, I was recently burdened with a great deal of money. But I didn’t fret or feel sorry for myself. Instead, I used the money to buy lots and lots of things I like.” Wise Man Saying Something ELSE!!!Thursday, April 12th, 2007
“Helpful hint: Use your fingers for counting! The four fingers and the thumb of the left hand and the four fingers of the right hand are perfect for counting 1 through 9. The thumb of the right hand also seems to be reasonable for finishing the count to 10.” - Wiseman
Wise Man Saying Something!Wednesday, April 11th, 2007
“Here’s a suggestion: make scrambled eggs and then leave them sitting out in the pan for four or more hours before you eat them. They taste pretty good. Not as good as eating them right after you cooked them, but, hey, that’s life.” - Wiseman Hold Up. The Wise Man Wants to Say SomethingFriday, September 29th, 2006
“If you told me 15 years ago that people would be able to put their entire music collection on a device the size of a credit card, and you did it in that funny Yoda voice you do, I would have laughed.” - Wiseman Wise Man Saying SomethingFriday, September 1st, 2006
“When eating fondue whilst on the toilet, be sure to hold the Sterno very firmly between your knees.” - Wise Man Wise Man Saying SomethingFriday, August 25th, 2006“Drinking and driving is not funny. I’m not sure why…I think it’s just too slapsticky or something.” - Wise Man
The Wise Man…He’s Got Something to SaySaturday, July 29th, 2006“Never make fun of people unless they are different.” - Wise Man
Wise Man Saying Up His Wisdom to All You PeopleMonday, July 10th, 2006“To assume makes an ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me.’ But to hugefreakingdumbassume is much worse.” -Wise Man
Wise Man Saying SomethingWednesday, March 22nd, 2006“‘Catch a fish for someone, feed them for a day; show them how to fish, feed them for life’ is no longer true. Showing someone how to fish feeds them for only 49 years.” -Wise Man
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