DIDYAKNOW the telephone may not have been invented by Alexander Graham Bell? As a matter of fact, the phone may not havE EVEN BEEN INVENTED YET!

DIDYAKNOW that, earlier this week, Tim Russert went to Meet His Maker?

DIDYAKNOW that, when people try to remember the names of the three actors who played the Ghostbusters, they think the one that’s not Bill Murray or Dan Aykroyd is the hardest to remember, but in fact it’s really Dan Aykroyd who’s the HARDEST TO REMEMBER!

Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd (the one whose name is most often forgotten), and the other Ghostbuster actor

DIDYAKNOW that the only thing HARDER said than done is XGUNYMRGHSC, which is the act of laying there being spoon fed and poured MONEY UPON!

The Didyaknow mascot (whose name we forget at the moment)

DIDYAKNOW puppets were actually originally sold as TOYS that people could manipulate with their HANDS?

Probably a puppet

DIDYAKNOW that the reason people don’t set theyselves aflame is not the pain involved but POOR MARKETING OF THAT ACTIVITY OVER THE LAST THREE DECADES!

DIDYAKNOW that, if written down, life as a whole would make for a SLIGHTLY ABOVE-AVERAGE SCI-FI NOVEL?

DIDYAKNOW that the thing Tony Soprano hated most was, when spelling his name when calling on the phone to order food or something, he had to remember to say, “and that’s an ‘r’ with a SMALL UPSIDE-DOWN GUN.”

DIDYAKNOW that it’s impossible to imagine Vice President Cheney AS A BABY?

DIDYAKNOW that the hottest pepper ever picked was grown by the Texas A&M botany department in 2003 and was so hot that it VAPORIZED PLANET EARTH?

DIDYAKNOW that hurting people in a big way will be added as an Olympic sport STARTING IN 2014?

DIDYAKNOW that Iran was originally going to give the season three DVD of The Sopranos “to the people of Britain as a gift,” but one of Ahmadinejad’s assistants suggested that the people of Britain might prefer the RELEASE OF THEIR 15 ROYAL NAVY PERSONNEL!

HEY, KIDS! DIDYAKNOW that the Easter Bunny actually DOES NOT EXIST! That’s why nothing happens at your house that should lead you to suspect that he does exist!

DIDYAKNOW that, uh, the minute of 3:11 PM is the longest minute of the weekday, timing in at 43 minutes and 14 SECONDS!

DIDYAKNOW that the cow has FOUR STOMACHS and, also, that this is NOT TRUE! They have one stomach comprising FOUR COMPARTMENTS!

DIDYAKNOW that often, when women say no, they actually MEAN YES! As a matter of fact, in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, “yes” is listed as the THIRD DEFINITION of “no,” under “to reject, refuse approval, or express disapproval of” and “a mispelling of ‘know’”!

DIDYAKNOW that, if you die in a dream, you DIE IN REAL LIFE! And that, if you live life in reality, your DREAMS DIE!