Can you answer these riddles or not?

I’m a room, but I have no walls and no ceiling. WHAT AM I?

ANSWER: A mushroom! (Think about it: A mushroom has no walls and no ceiling and, although it’s not really a room and, therefore, the riddle is kind of a cheat, you should have remembered doing this exact same brain teaser 20 or 30 times before in your life.)

I have colorful scales for skin. I have “fish” eyes and a “fish” tail. I live underwater, never coming up for air, but I’m not a fish. WHAT AM I?

ANSWER: A fish! (Think about it: It says it’s not a fish, but it simply has to be; The rest of it undeniably describes a fish.)

I have eyes, but no ears. I have a mouth, but no nose. I have a heart, but no blood. What am I?

ANSWER: Fuck if you know! (Think about it: This description really describes something hard to imagine.)

Q: If you’re a male and your mother marries your sister’s ex-husband, and if he had also previously married your grandmother and had a child with her, what are you?
A: You’d literally be your mother’s uncle!!!

Q: If you’re a woman and you gave birth to your mother, and if your mother gave birth to you, what are you?
A: You’d literally be your mother’s child!

Q: If God is the father of Jesus and we are all God’s children and you’re a male and you marry your grandfather’s sister, what are you?
A: You’d literally be your aunt Pat!

Q: If you’re a male and you go over to your ex-husband’s daughter’s apartment and she ties you down and puts her boot heel in your mouth and your safety phrase is “Hurt me more,” what are you?
A: You’d literally be your father-in-law’s BBQ grill’s sister!

Q: If you stuff envelopes for your father’s brother’s direct marketing company, and you can do this job at your home and can take up to two weeks to do a batch of said envelopes, at your own pace, what are you?
A: You’d literally be your own boss!

Hey, kids!

How are these two pictures different? Look closely!

ANSWER: It seems like the shape of the face in “B” is rounder. The eyebrows are a little different, too. Some other things as well.

Hey! Here are some brain teasers!

Q: What weighs more: twenty pounds of feathers or twenty pounds of lead?

A: Twenty pounds of lead! Think about it! When you think of lead you think “Ooh. That’s heavy.” When you think of feathers, you think “Ooh. They’re light.”

Q: How many F’s do you count in the following passage? Huh? “Finished files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of years…”

A: If you counted 3 or less, you’re of average intelligence; if you counted 4-5, you are of above average intelligence; if you counted 6, you are a genius; if you counted 7-42, you are a super genius.

Which line is longer? Huh?
(ANSWER: Even though B looks longer, A is actually longer!)