Arise! Beg for Mercy is back! Here is the new episode! Crass! Blue!

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New freakin’ episode of the “Beg for Mercy” podcast starring one of the TheDirk.com’s VPs of Marketing and John Patrick Nelson.

Click up in it to get the episode! REMEMBER: This can be (and is) quite crass.

New freakin’ episode of the “Beg for Mercy” podcast starring one of the TheDirk.com’s VPs of Marketing and John Patrick Nelson.

You got a guy thinking he’s seen someone he knows, you got another agent call, you got uh a job interview, and you got Alison trying the male 900 number one more time!

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These am free!

You just need a phone that can play MP3 ringtones. Hook ‘er up to your computer, dowload the ringtone files onto your phone, and select one of them for your ringtone.

Click to hear or right click to download “mustachioed man cough” ringtone

Click to hear or right click to download “ring” ringtone

Voice: John P. Nelson

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Here is the newest episode of that Beg for Mercy podcast that’s kind of taking the world by storm.

An announcement about piracy, “Note to Self,” a call from Visa, and a press conference.

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Here. No, really, take it! It’s the new Christmas episode of the “Beg for Mercy” podcast starring one of TheDirk.com’s VPs of Marketing and John Patrick Nelson as well as one Alison Star Locke Nelson.

You gots Santa laughing, The Jack Price Comedy Hour Holiday Treat episode from 1938, The Werewolf’s battle with The Creature from the Black Lagoon, and you got the ZookeepaZ with their new rap, “Thug Chriztmaz” (contains a sample from The Mormon Tabernacle Choir)!

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That’s right! One of you asked for it, so here it is! The new Thanksgiving (an American holiday) episode of the “Beg for Mercy” podcast starring one of the TheDirk.com’s VPs of Marketing and John Patrick Nelson.

You got Bush serving troops turkey, you got another agent call, and you got yourself a special Thanksgiving clip of the Jack Price Comedy Hour from 1936!

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The first episode of the “Beg for Mercy” podcast has been enormously popular, being mentioned on the news perhaps!

So CLICK HERE to listen to the special new Halloween episode (as well as the first episode, if you wish)! Includes “Death at Your Door” and “The Werewolf vs. the Hunchback of Notre Dame”!