Hey!!! Are you tired of using the same old office humor cliches? Here are some not very good alternatives!
When someone asks you if you know where one of your co-workers is:
OLD: “Hey! It’s not my turn to watch him! Ha! Ha!”
NEW: “I don’t know. He’s not at his desk? Oh. Yeah. I don’t know.”
When someone says something like “My phone didn’t charge right” or really anything else at all:
OLD: “Sounds like a personal problem! Ha! Ha!”
NEW: silence
You say something even mildly “critical.” Like, “Seriously, marketing needs to stop forgetting to copy me on those emails”:
OLD: (sarcastic) “Oh, did I say that out loud?”
NEW: (not sarcastic) “Oh, did I say that out loud?”
lol… here’s a vid that your readers might like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yorT84ZhVNI&sns=em
Next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesn’t fail me just as much as this particular one. After all, Yes, it was my choice to read through, nonetheless I really believed you’d have something helpful to talk
about. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something you can fix if you were not
too busy searching for attention.
I tend to agree with all the stuff that ended
up being authored within “Office Humor – New Cliches to Try
Out! ”. Thank you for all of the facts.Thanks for your
time,Lilla