In this new segment, we collect the glory of President Obama’s crazy oratory stumbles and malapropisms! Hey, Bush, we miss ya but Obama’s taken the baton pretty well!!!
The first one!
Today Obama gave a news conference regarding the pending vote in the Senate for his stimulus package. Check out what he said!
“…and we learned that, last week, the number of unemployment claims jumped 600– um jumped to 626,000…”
Ha! Ha! Ha! At first, he said that the unemployement claims jumped, not that they jumped to! What did they jump, Mr. President? 12 buses like Evel Knievel did?? HA! HA!
And, at first, Obama said, 600! Yeah, uh, I think the unemployment claims are a tad above 600 there, Einstein! HA! Ha! (However, you did correct yourself immediately.) Ha! HA!
Here’s another one!
“We’re not going to get relief by turning back to the very same policies that, for the last eight years, doubled the national debt and threw our economy into a tailspin. We can’t embrace the losing formula that says only tax cuts will work for every problem we face, that ignores critical challenges like our addiction to foreign oil, or the soaring cost of health care, or failing schools and crumbling bridges and roads and levees. I don’t care whether you’re driving a hybrid or an SUV — if you’re headed for a cliff, you’ve got to change direction.”
Uh…Some SUVs are hybrids, genius! Oh my god! And THIS is our president!?!? HA! HA! LOL!
Our president. Mr. Articulate…Yeah, right!
Tags: Bushisms, Obama, political humor
those really aren’t that bad of slip-ups.
we’ve all heard worse from much less articulate presidents.
he’s doing alright.
These are stupid! These aren’t even bad…typical human errors! And I”m not even a supporter of Obama!
hell the 59 states was a worst slip up then those two
Not to mention when he “forgot” what religion he was! ROTFL! How do you forget which religion you are AND how many states are in the country your running for President in!? And lets not forget when he said 10,000 people, a whole town was destroyed by a tornado! (it was really only 12 people) ! HA,HA,HA! Bush didn’t even have a teleprompter! A man with a telepromter up his ass should have NO reason for “ISMS”!
I was looking for Obamaisms and came across this thread. I didn’t vote for him and detest his socialist agenda, but these are lame.
Actually, the biggest joke in the above quote is the part about “…for the last eight years, doubled the national debt and threw our economy into a tailspin.”
Mr. President, you have run up the deficit more than any other president in history so please don’t lecture us about spending. It’s almost as if you’re deliberately trying to ruin the economy… hmmph.
it’s funny to note that while there isn’t anything too bad here, if W had said any of these, it just wouldn’t come over right and he ( W) would look like he aleways did, a bufoon!
LAME!!!!!!