In this new segment, we collect the glory of President Obama’s crazy oratory stumbles and malapropisms! Hey, Bush, we miss ya but Obama’s taken the baton pretty well!!!

The first one!

Today Obama gave a news conference regarding the pending vote in the Senate for his stimulus package. Check out what he said!

“…and we learned that, last week, the number of unemployment claims jumped 600– um jumped to 626,000…”

Ha! Ha! Ha! At first, he said that the unemployement claims jumped, not that they jumped to! What did they jump, Mr. President? 12 buses like Evel Knievel did?? HA! HA!

And, at first, Obama said, 600! Yeah, uh, I think the unemployment claims are a tad above 600 there, Einstein! HA! Ha! (However, you did correct yourself immediately.) Ha! HA!

Here’s another one!

“We’re not going to get relief by turning back to the very same policies that, for the last eight years, doubled the national debt and threw our economy into a tailspin. We can’t embrace the losing formula that says only tax cuts will work for every problem we face, that ignores critical challenges like our addiction to foreign oil, or the soaring cost of health care, or failing schools and crumbling bridges and roads and levees. I don’t care whether you’re driving a hybrid or an SUV — if you’re headed for a cliff, you’ve got to change direction.”

Uh…Some SUVs are hybrids, genius! Oh my god! And THIS is our president!?!? HA! HA! LOL!

Our president. Mr. Articulate…Yeah, right!