“Please Listen to My New Single” - Morrissey
Hello sweet/tender/other hooligans.
Just thought I would take a bit of time to write you during my midday meal. I’m rather enjoying a wonderful plate of fruit, seal sausage links, salad, and a burger (veggie burger, of course. I don’t eat meat as you likely know).
But I wanted to announce to all of you my new single to be released this autumn. It’s a slightly different direction for me. Anyway, “Snap Ya Thongz” is best described, I think, as classic Smiths “Hand In Glove” meets Sean Paul’s “Watch Dem Roll.” And is there a touch of “Hoes in My Room?”in the new track? I’m not a mathematician, but I believe that approximately hells to the yes there is some “Hoes in My Room” in the new track.
Simply put, I think it’s about time a musical artist finally stood up to the Queen and that ape president Bush and had the guts to discuss real issues in their music; issues such as vegetarianism, massive war budgets, rims, thongs, and the disturbing lack of bitches willing to “get low and wipe da floor wid it,” to paraphrase one of the more brilliant Oscar Wilde quotes (”Get low and wipe the floor with it”).
Anyway, there is no one else creating truly honest music today, so I am stepping in again to save the art form. So thank me by giving the new single a listen and purchasing my new CD “I lIkez to Hump.” (The cover is a 1950’s photo of a shirtless brooding young man vaguely looking off somewhere.)
