If Me Mum Wrote Traffic Signage!
Hey, TheDirk went through the various letters in the suggestion box by the factory gate and we were finally able to put together what was by far the most requested piece: a thing about a parent and if they wrote some spec traffic signage. Here (there) it is!
TRAFFIC SIGNS WRITTEN UP BY ME MUM!
(Posted within 4 inches to the left of every Stop sign)
Stop…Stop…STOP!!!
You Should Have Turned
(Back There)
Do Not Pass
(Yes, Legally You Can, But Do Not)
Slippery When Wet
And Look At The Picture Of The Baby’s Bottom Under “Slippery When Wet”!
Isn’t That Just A Scream?
What Are You Doing? Oh, You’re Taking A U Turn.
(You Could Have Just Gone Around The Block, But Anyway)
Oh, Nothing
(Next 500 Feet)
Fremont Freeway Ramp - 27 Miles
Please Enter Right Lane Now To Exit
Oh, What Is That Word? You Know. The Thing Where You Don’t Necessarily Have To Stop, But Only If Cars Are Coming?
I Hate This. What IS That Word? I Know It Starts With A G. I Think
(To Oncoming Traffic)
You Haven’t Gotten Tickets To Come Out For Christmas Yet? Incredible
(5 Months Ahead)
Life Is Like This Highway. So You Need To Get Married.
