More of the Unanswered Jokes!
Here are more of the jokes written over the ages that apparently still do not have answers:
– What did the wheelbarrow whisper to the doorbell when it took the doorbell aside at the dinner party?
– What do you get when you cross a fireman with a wrong answer to the question “Where’s the Guggenheim”?
– How many blondes does it take to invent and build an edible time machine?
– What time did your watch read when the elephant sat on the fence?
– What is Frankenstein monster’s favorite flavor of ice cream, assuming that he, like the rest of us, does not automatically prefer things that are for some reason named with a pun of some aspect of his physicality or monsterishness?
– Sure, the duck said to the other, funny duck, “You quack me up!” But, when the funny duck said, “Oh, thank you. That means a lot! Oh, hey, did you like the bit I did about dating a goose?” what did the other duck, who actually thought the bit lacked a strong finish, say? “It quacked a strong finish?” No. “Quack” means “crack.” That’s been established. So…?
–Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
Because my wife has left me and taken the children, if you must know. What do you want?
Well…I…
WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?! (Breaks down completely, falling to his knees, boo-whooing even harder)
