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Bush Scolds Congress for Rejecting His “Save Our Forests” Bill
Warshington, DC - Today, President George Bush scolded the largely-Democrat contingent of the Senate for voting against his “Save Our Forests” bill last night. “All these Democrats are claiming that the Republicans don’t care. That we’re not concerned with things. But it’s the Democrats who voted against the ‘Save Our Forests’ bill. Who’s cold-hearted now?”
The “Save Our Forests” bill proposed the mandatory beating down of illegal immigrants.

President Bush at the new (since 1800) capital city of Washington, DC
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