Scientists Discover that Human Women Do Bite Off the Heads of Males After Sex

Denver, CO - Scientists studying the mating behavior of humans at the Denver Reproductivity and Humping Studies Centre have discovered something that could shake some of our longest-standing assumptions: female humans bite off the heads of their male sex partners after the moment of climax (or “cumming,” as scientists term it).

“People had been assuming that this was just a weird practice of the praying mantis,” explained Charles Patton, lead scientist at the center. “But now we see that humans do it too. This explains why you never see men over 20, 21 years of age.”

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