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Three Members of Team BALCO Disqualified from Tour
Claux en Enfant, France-Riders for manufacturer of doping drugs suspected of doping, including Darron Pryce, popular octogenarian, unlegged team leader who was in 8th place.

Comedian Carlos Mencia Suspected of Doping
Los Angeles, CA-Mencia’s joke about mug handles so objectively funny that several audience members at Los Angeles club So Fuckin’ Funny’s went mad. “He can’t be that funny; impossible. He’s definitely on something,” says comedian Joe Rogan.

