Paris Says Jail Term Was a Message from God to Set Her Straight, Videos Having Sex with God

Los Angeles, CA - Paris Hilton told Barbara Walters in a phone call that she believes her jail sentence is a message from God. “I have become more spiritual [since entering jail]. God has given me this chance,” the heiress told Walters, a very old interviewer.

Asked how she “spoke” to God, Paris said that they’ve actually known each other for awhile, having been introduced several years back at a party in St. Croix. “He doesn’t have a Helio or anything, so he thought the next best way of sending me a message was to have me put in jail.”

God, a supreme being that made everything, followed up his message with a visit to her cell where, after they talked some more, he set up a video camera, declared, “Let there be humping,” and “humped” her. The resulting footage is making the rounds after being leaked somehow to the World Wide Web. “I don’t know how it got out there, but it’s already on too many sites and I can’t possibly stop it at this point,” God shrugged.

Paris Hilton and God from the leaked sex video of His visit with her in jail

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