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Bush Comment Untranslatable
Heiligendamm, Germany - At the G8 Summit today in the Blue Iris Conference Room at the Holiday Inn in downtown Heiligendamm, Bush seemed to express a reconciliation of sorts with President Vladimir Putin of Russia over the United States’ plan to install missile-defense systems in Poland the Czech Republic.
However, at one point during his address to the media, Bush said, “Putin….see, that’s the thing. We can’t…We can actually put missile missiles in where Pollacks are. And….if…I’m not, you know, Michael Jordan or something. I can just shoot the ball, bang, everything’s hunky okay. We agreed. Vladmere and Bush, me, agreed together to do this not separate. I don’t know what’s you’re not saw about this. I mean, you got the tie on and the uh…But. That’s what it is. Fine and simple.”
Putin’s translator, Ivan Raskalnikov, was rendered silent. Putin and Bush looked to him in anticipation of the Russian translation of what the U.S. President had just said, but they were answered only with a shrug from Raskalnikov.
“There is no way in Russian to express what George Bush said. It was untranslatable. Kind of a neat phenomenon to experience,” Raskalnikov explained later.
Plot for Final “Sopranos” Episode Leaked
Los Angeles, CA - The storyline for the final episode of the mob drama “The Sopranos” (The “r” spelled with a gun) has been leaked and can be read on thousands of blogs and Web sites throughout the Internet. It follows typical David Chase style as you can see below:
Spoiler Ahead:
The main plot of the storyline involves Soprano family captain Bobby Baccalieri’s daughter, Sophia, and her travails at summer camp. Her homesickness is accentuated by the too-recent murder of her father. She turns inward and is even made fun of by other campers. “B” story is Tony Soprano and right-hand man Paulie Walnuts recounting their childhoods as they continue to hide from Phil Leotardo.
