United States Prime Minister Orders Iraq Pullout

Warshington, DC - “Four years and it’s only gotten worse in Iraq. It’s time to get out,” decreed United States Prime Minister Susan Lucci. “And I’ve already ordered the president to begin the pullout immediately.”

Speaking this morning to a pool of reporters in front of the Blake Mansion, the once-starlet of soap opera Days of Our Lives or something of that ilk used her office’s constitutionally-provided powers today to order President Bush’s immediate withdrawal of all troops from Iraq. “I’ve stayed out of this one long enough. The president wanted time to prove he was right about this conflict. But it’s over now.”

Pundits are curious to see if Lucci’s approval rating remains at approximately 88% after this announcement or if it could rise even higher.

United States Prime Minister Lucci’s official portrait

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