Um…
“So, just tell me! You’re constantly preoccupied. You don’t talk to me anymore. Are you in love with someone else?”
“I’ll tell you what I’m in love with: I’m in love with helping my fellow man! With saving lives!”
“See, I knew it! I knew you were in love with something else! Pig!”
“And I even think that teaching poor children is pretty hot too!”
“Did you have any of those hussy charitable concepts in our bed?”
“I would have if I could get an intagible concept into a bed. But, yeah, I did some of them in the shower.”
“Get out! Get out!”
