Hey! Times are changing! Open your mind to these new stereotypes!

“You meet the new guy in Accounts Payable? The African-American gentleman?”

“Pssh. I know who I’m picking for my golf team. Hey, if’n we have trouble with some foreign governments, we can send him over there to negotiate. Just what we need: someone who’ll force networks to take away jobs from America’s shock jocks. Gimme a break. These people.”

“You meet the new guy in Accounts Payable? The Korean-American gentleman?”

“Oh, great! Just double-check the zip codes on the stuff this guy mails out. And now his kids will go to my kids’ school and blow the grade curve in mediocre violent screenplay class. And kill them. Gimme a break. These people.”

“You meet the new guy in Accounts Payable? The Mexican-American gentleman?”

“Oh, good! Maybe I can also hire him to come to my house on weekends and take care of our attorney-generaling. His house is probably full of other Mexicans making awesome and unique movies. Gimme a break. These people.”

“You meet the new guy in Accounts Payable? The Anglo-American gentleman?”

“Pssh. Great. I know who I’m picking for my basketball team. Now I know where to go if I want to talk about HBO shows for half an hour. Better watch out: you do one thing wrong, this guy will saddle your whole race with it for the rest of eternity. Gimme a break. These people.”

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