Please focus as we introduce you to the latest in our line of office supplies for the crazed! This fine desk clock is housed in the finest selection of oak and includes a vintage face with the Dark Hours covered sloppily by the likeness of hip-hop artist Heavy D as you’ve rightly come to expect in your timepiece purchases.
But our newest offering also adds rapper Ice Cube and the citrus blops he emits to amplify the traditional thud waves of The Boyz’ leader. Now, when someone asks, “How are you?” you can finally reply honestly, “Here we are! Fine! Any!”
This clock is available in both dark and territory stains.