More Quotes from Ol’ Coach Murphy!
More inspirational quotes from legendary Mt. Saint Claire High football coach Barry Murphy:
“Okay. So, the other team has some kind of mutant cyborg creature that has horns and the strength of 183 men. That’s gonna be tough. So Straka, you’re our biggest guy. You need to pull-block the monster best you can and…What’s funny? Oh, you guys were joking when you told me that. So they don’t have a cyborg. Ha ha. Very funny, guys.”
“You guys didn’t score on that last drive. Why? What’s the point of not scoring?”
“Knute Rockne popularized the forward pass. It’s that kind of innovation that leads to victories. I’m going to popularize shooting guns at the defense.”
“Don’t pay any attention to the joggers on the track laughing at us. If they have such great lives, why aren’t they carrying big wads of money in their hands and wearing a machine that rubs their junk?”
