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Coulter’s Biggest Fan Also Believes Women Shouldn’t Be Columnists
Dallas, TX - Bradley Forest agrees with most of what Ann Coulter, controversial non-male right-wing columnist, has to say: “I just have the same beliefs she does. America was built on the grit and determination of our Founding Fathers, but suddenly–at least in the last 210 years–it’s been about immigrants, women’s lib, and minority- and gay-rights. We can’t even call Ragheads ‘Ragheads’ anymore. It’s gotta be ‘Raghead-Americans’ or ‘Enemy-Americans’ or some liberal thing like that.”
Forest, branch manager for Spencer’s Gifts, a purveyor of such food products as edible thongs and lickable body paint, also agrees with Coulter that women should not have the right to vote. In general, Forest believes, “A woman’s place is in the kitchen, and not just heating up frozen entrees or baking cookies using store-bought flour like some butch dyke would, but real cooking. I think Ann would agree.”
“I also think Ann would agree that women shouldn’t be columnists. As she’s demonstrated, they’re not as funny or insightful. They just resort to spouting off insults like some kid.”
