Hey, Donnie here. At my fucking bar, we have drinks so come on down. W’er in Hardtown, PA, fucking here at 88th and Swock. Heres the drinks besides beer and all that

Knight Glory – Steelback Tango lager and Peeps-flavored Schnapps poured into a shattered mug and served to you by a buffoon

Sweetie Pie – A glass of fine Beaujolais poured by Donnie with a smile, he then drops the smile, rolls his eyes and spills out the wine, serving you, instead, a real drink: Absinthe, ram bullion, and hate

Dead Man’s Float – Our newest drinkscape (which means “drink”), designed to taste like a frosty root beer float but doesn’t at all. Everclear shaken with meth with whore wiped around the rim.

The # 7 – Meat slurry, rectified alcohol, coolant, and Gitmo spray-down catchings

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