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Treasury Department to Issue the Bush Minus-One-Dollar Bill
Warshington, DC - Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson, Jr., announced today on TRL that, in 2009, the Treasury Department will issue a new currency: the minus-one-dollar bill. “Barring a miscount of his terms in office, George W. Bush will have to exit the White House in January 2009,” explained Paulson. “And we plan to issue this minus-one-dollar bill to honor his legacy.”
With the new currency, U.S. citizens will be able to carry their debt in their wallets, withdraw it from ATMs, or hide it in their mattresses for safe-keeping. In general, the way it would work is if, for example, a candy bar costs one dollar, its purchaser (or purchaserette) need merely pass the cashier two dollars and one minus-one-dollar bill. “This will be harder than simply handing over just one one-dollar bill, but not much harder, really,” said Paulson.
February 1st, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Wouldn’t the cashier just hand the customer one minus-dollar bill?
February 2nd, 2007 at 11:24 am
>>Wouldn’t the cashier just hand the customer one minus-dollar bill?
Yes, if you are willing to go further into debt. ON the other hand, if you want to eliminate debt you already have, you have to get rid of the Bush dollars in your possession.
February 12th, 2007 at 11:56 am
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February 18th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
hahaha, very funny..
February 27th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
I think this is really stupid. It’s not very funny at all. What lame humor.