Hey, Dr. Science-Patterson! – Lens Lunatic from Liberty, RI
Dear Lens Lunatic - I was just in the middle of going out for a smoke but, all right, what do you want?
Hey, Dr. Science-Patterson! Is it true that pictures are worth a thousand words? – Lens Lunatic from Liberty, RI
Dear Lens Lunatic – Yes, but a few of those words are probably “uh,” “…er,” “knowwhatI’msayin’,” or “freakin’”
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Hey, Dr. Science-Patterson! I was just wondering if global warming is the cause of the higher temperatures we’re experiencing in this country this year. – Amateur Weather Scientist from Ames, IA
Dear Amateur Weather Scientist – Okay, here’s a little question I would send to your column if you had one: “Dear Amateur Weather Scientist, How the f should I know? – Actual Scientist with Other Things to Do Besides Answer Silly Shit“