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From July 27th:

Hey! Today we introduce our new comic strip! “Kollateral Damage” tells the wacky story of Private Dunder, Sarge, and Mjr. Spot at Camp Blumper in Iraq!

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From February 22nd:

Hey! Here are some cute posters for putting up in your cubicle!

Click here for cute alternative religion posters!

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From April 11th:

One of US Weekly’s most popular features is “Celebrities Are Just Like Us!” which reminds readers every week that our favorite stars are really just regular human beings who do regular human being things. But to get to “Celebrities Are Just Like Us!” in the magazine, you have to flip through a bunch of those page things. So, for your convenience, we present this week’s installment to you directly below:

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From May 19th:

Our resident right-wing columnist, Bailey McAdams, did not appreciate the bespectacled Stephen Colbert’s speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Here’s what he has to say on that.

Other McAdams columns:

The Iraq War (2004)

“Fahrenheit 911″ (2004)

The Kerry-Bush Debate (2004)

Tsunami Aid (2005)

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From May 8th:

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From August 14th:

Public Urination Linked to Al-Qaeda

St. Paul, MN - The releasing of urine out of a 23-year-old male St. Olaf University student onto the outside wall of the “Naughty Temptations” lampshade shop shook this normally quiet community Saturday evening as its citizens grew worried that they’d become the next target of Al-Qaeda, a terrorist club based in Pakistan.

After leaving Bryan’s Tap at approximately 1:30 am (exactly 1:34), Don Tarrinni signalled to his friends that they “Hold up! Yo! Hold up, dicks! I gotta piss!” a witness claimed. Though Mr. Tarrinni denies the act was premeditated, authorities claim that he, having smuggled the urine to the target in his own bladder, proceeded to release it onto perhaps St. Paul’s busiest seller of lampshades and lampshade accessories.

“This was an attempt to disrupt commerce smack in the middle of our country,” declared Sheriff Mike Berrar or Behre. “And we believe this crime has all the signs of being the work of Al-Qaeda. The perpetrator is kind of tan and dark-haired like they are. The crime was very sophisticated in its planning and execution. The perpetrator is known to have recently visited Cancun, which this man has never done previously. Why would he suddenly go there? We think he probably met with several other key Al-Qaeda operatives there.”

Acquaintances of Mr. Tarrinni, who’s now being held temporarily in Guantanamo Bay where he is not allowed to speak to other inmates or to blink or imagine things, were shocked to hear the news of his possible involvement in a crime of this nature. “I would never guess Don could do this. He was always just a, you know, good student who at the worst would go out and get really drunk once in a while,” said one friend.

In attempting to freeze Mr. Tarrinni’s assets, authorities realized there was no need as his account had less than the minimal amount that can be withdrawn from an ATM.

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From March 2nd:

Click here for the Intelligent Design textbook! It’s short and easy and written by God-designed humans.

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From March 20th:

Hey, Dr. Science-Patterson! What exactly is the vernal equinox? - Quizzical in Camarillo

Dear Quizzical in Camarillo: This is a question you should already know the answer to. But, okay…Let’s use an analogy to explain it. Pretend that, say, a penny is the Earth. The vernal equinox is when the Sun, which moves along the Eliptic, occupies the point that crosses the Equator while heading north. (You can use something to represent the Eliptic.)

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From February 15:

God wrote the Bible of course, but humans had to come up with the Bible’s characters, lessons, and stories and write the text. Click this to read a rejection letter from the editors of the New Testament to an aspiring Bible writer.

Our polling staff surveyed 83,000 Americans to find out what parts of the shirt are most hated. These are the top five:

5. Right arm

4. Collar

3. Buttons

2. Left arm

1. Pocket