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Top Uses of Your Memory!

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Here are only a few of many things you can do with your memory!

- Record movies - The memory can record your favorite movies. NOTE: Memory is not, however, nearly as reliable as recording through other technologies such as DVD recorders, etc., For example, one memory user had the movie recorded in his mind in such a way that Kevin Spacey, as Lex Luthor in “Superman Returns,” had a beard similar to that sported by biology teachers and archaelogists. He also thought, based on his recording, that the movie has a decent storyline worthy of what the nine or so screenwriters were freaking paid. Review of the theater release version of the film prove neither of these “memories” to be true.

Also, movies recorded using the memory, for the most part, cannot be displayed on any playback device except for your mind and WindowsMedia Player.

- Keep a tally of those who killed your family - If your particular path in life currently is to wreak revenge on those who rode through your homestead, violated your wife, killed your children, untrained your dog, and torched your cabin while you were tending to your crops, the memory can act as a sort of “sketch book” of the physical characteristics of those whom you seek.

For an example of how this works, watch “The Outlaw Josey Wales” starring Clint Eastwood and “record” it with your memory so that what you just saw does not immediately disappear from your consciousness. BONUS: According to our memory-recording of this film, Sandra Locke takes off her clothes and makes love to a sweaty band of bad guys, one of whom is played by John Lennon.

- Without looking at a package of trail mix, know that trail mix tends to include savory peanuts - Trail mix usually includes peanuts. If you had made good use of your memory, you would have experienced a somewhat pleasant sensation in your head upon reading the previous sentence of “Yes. I knew that about trail mix.” This peanut fact could possibly come into use if you are ever in some trail mix contest that does not allow written notes.

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