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Motorola Announces New Bigger Cellular Phone Design
Schaumburg, IL - Edward Zander, the person with the highest job title at Motorola, announced today that his company would be launching its newest cellular phone model to the marketplace this fall. Consumers will undoubtedly be excited to find that the RAZR-V4 is even bigger than its very popular predecessor. “Our incredibly talented engineering staff found a way to provide the same amount of communication capabilities that our previous phones have offered, but with a bigger footprint,” said Zander. “I don’t know how they keep finding ways to make bigger phones, but, hey, that’s their job. I just make sure they get paid,” joked Zander.
Industry analysts predict the new Motorola offering is exactly what the American phone-caller/answerer wants: “Americans want bigger. Bigger cars, bigger houses, bigger muscles. Zander and his team once again found a way to make an even bigger phone. Brilliant,” said phone analyst Bryson Daniels-Prinn. Zander also hinted that Motorola’s development is not stopping there. “We are always striving. We never rest on our laurels or relax too much with success. Drinking and sitting on the toilet while time ticks by or spending too much time eating peanut butter off of bent, crappy spoons. No, we keep going. As a matter of fact, our engineers are confident that, within five years, the American consumer will be able to purchase a Motorola phone that has to be carried in two separate rolling cases and cannot be feasibly lifted to the ear or to the organ we use to speak.”
Motorola’s previous phone model, the RAZR-V3, is considered too small by many consumers
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