Archive for August, 2006
Personal of the Day
Tuesday, August 15th, 2006A Scene from the Upcoming Moving Picture “The Helmet”!
Friday, August 11th, 2006
| There’s a film coming out. It’s called “The Helmet.” Click here for a preview. |
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DIDYAKNOW? Fairly Fun Factz!
Thursday, August 10th, 2006
- DIDYAKNOW Humphrey Bogart never actually says, “Play it again, Sam” in “Casablanca,” AND Dustin Hoffman never actually gets impaled by a charging rhino IN “KRAMER VS. KRAMER”!
- DIDYAKNOW that life after college IS SO HARD!
- DIDYAKNOW dogs only see in black and white. That’s right! They really have NO GRASP OF THE COMPLEXITIES OF SO MANY ISSUES OF TODAY’S WORLD!
D.A.R.E. T-shirt for Whatshisface…Mel Gibson
Wednesday, August 9th, 2006
Zen Page-a-Day Calendar! Acted Out For YOU!!!
Tuesday, August 8th, 2006| July 12 of this year, according to the Zen Page-a-Day Calendar: | But see how the joke makes more sense when performed by top-notch actors! Click here!!!!!! | |
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| Starring: Cristine McClure, Doue Adler, Dan Stockenberg, Dirk Voetberg, Set to film by Travis Purser, Editing by John P. Nelson and Steve Yager | ||
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Embarrassing Moments!
Monday, August 7th, 2006
“I was at a BBQ and [sic] I ran into the aunt of one of my friends. I only met her once, but I remember we had a pretty good talk about family, church, and stuff. Anyway, so I see her again now and she sees me. We say hi and I went to grab her bosom and tongue kiss her, but she puts out her hand for a handshake and so I switch at the last second to shake her hand instead, but now she’s switched to half-heartedly massage my crotch and pour hot candle wax on my nipples…Anyway, just very awkward, but funny as I look back on it.” - Butch Morris, Pure Plains, TN
Ask Dr. Science-Patterson!
Friday, August 4th, 2006
Hey, Dr. Science-Patterson! How can you tell the difference between a toad and a frog? – Luv Nature in Lubbock, TX
Dear, Luv Nature - A toad is brown whereas a frog tends to be greenish. Also, toads, if I remember correctly, have large pink, human-like hands, no?
A Hilarious Birthday Card to Give to the Pitchfork Critic in Your Life!
Friday, August 4th, 2006Everyone’s a Pitchfork Media critic! Give your favorite guy critic friend this hilarious card on his birthday!
DIDYAKNOW? Fairly Fun Factz!
Thursday, August 3rd, 2006DIDYAKNOW that heart disease, the Silent Killer, was originally the Loud, Boastful Killer before it was asked to please TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH!
DIDYAKNOW that, according to scientists (and one barista), in a Tour de France in which no doping actually occurred, 98.7% of the pack would quit or peter out around Day 4 and the winner would be whoever managed to not collapse until crossing the half-WAY POINT ON DAY 5!
DIDYAKNOW that, at a Chicago White Stockings baseball game recently, when a man asked a t-shirt vendor what was the biggest size he sold, and the vendor replied, “XXL,” the man then said, “Oh, never mind. That’s too big”!
