Office Humor Cliches - Updated for Modern Times!
What’s up, ‘ho? Here’s some more office humor cliches we think need to be refreshed!!!
When someone is introducing their new boyfriend around the office and he’s being told the name of about 30 of your coworkers:
OLD: “You better remember all these names! There’ll be a quiz later! Ha! Ha!”
NEW: “Hey.”
When someone is introducing their new boyfriend around the office and they introduce you as “my friend�:
OLD: “I pay her to say that! Ha! Ha!”
NEW: “Yeah. Hey.”
When someone says that they’ll be presenting a PowerPoint and, therefore, need that “projector thingy� set up in the conference room:
OLD: “‘Projector thingy.’ Is that the technical term? Ha! Ha!”
NEW: “Okay.”
Whenever someone says anything that you don’t have another joke ready for:
OLD: “Hey! That’d make a great name for a band!” For example, if someone says, “The vending machine sandwiches look old,” you’d say, “That’d make a great name for a band! ‘The Vending Machines Sandwiches’! Ha! Ha!”
NEW: (silence)
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