Archive for May, 2006

“You’ve Been Had!”

Friday, May 12th, 2006

“You’ve Been Had!” is a prank show that’s somehow different than the others! Produced by Paper and Plastic Films, directed by John P. Nelson, and written and co-starring one of our VPs of Marketing, in this first episode we take a look at gay marriage.

Click below!

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FTD’s New Buddy Bouquet!

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

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Celebrity Brain Teasers!

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

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Q: What weighs more: twenty pounds of feathers or twenty pounds of lead?

A: Twenty pounds of lead! Think about it! When you think of lead you think “Ooh. That’s heavy.” When you think of feathers, you think “Ooh. They’re light.”

 

Q: How many F’s do you count in the following passage? Huh? “Finished files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of years…”

A: If you counted 3 or less, you’re of average intelligence; if you counted 4-5, you are of above average intelligence; if you counted 6, you are a genius; if you counted 7-42, you are a super genius.

Finally! A Mother’s Day Card for Pitchfork Music Critics’ Moms!

Monday, May 8th, 2006

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Finally! Dirkipedia Has an Article on Dr. Dre!

Friday, May 5th, 2006

dirkipedia.jpgClick here to read the Dirkipedia article on Dr. Dre! The cool thing about Dirkipedia compared to Wikipedia is that it’s not hung up on being all “FC” (factually correct) all the time.

Humor by Someone Tired!

Friday, May 5th, 2006

One of our VPs of Marketing, Dirk Vortberg (sp?) banks with Bank of America. Earlier today, he went online to check on his account. We’re proud to announce that he subsequently successfully signed out of that same online account! Congratulations, Dirk! Check it out!

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DIDYAKNOW? Fairly Fun Facts for Feveryone!

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

DIDYAKNOW that the average American eats 14 pounds of potato chips a year! That’s nearly .04 POUNDS PER DAY!

DIDYAKNOW that it takes many more muscles to frown than it does to smile? That’s right! BEING SAD IS A MUCH BETTER WORKOUT!

WEIRD LAWS! DIDYAKNOW that, in Alabama, you could technically be arrested for burning down a house and KILLING ITS INHABITANTS!

DIDYAKNOW that the Blue Rinetail (a fictional bird) can FLY F’N BACKWARDS!

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Abbott and Costello Reviewed in the Village Voice!

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

NOTE: THIS HERE IS NOW ON THE BIG JEWEL

You thought “Who’s on First?” is a classic? Well, The Village Voice wasn’t so sure…

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8th Grade Graduation Speech!

Monday, May 1st, 2006

School’s almost out! Our VP of Middle Eastern Operations is the proud mother of Mountain Grove South Jr. High’s 2006 Valedictorian, Darrin Really. This here is the transcript of his speech to the 8th grade classmate graduates and their families:

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