Headline - Bush’s Hindsight
Bush’s Hindsight Determined by Scientists to Be 20/80
Warshington, DC - After the President’s joint statement last night at the White House with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, who sounds like The Beatles when he talks, eye scientists have diagnosed Bush’s hindsight to be approximately 20/80. This low level of visual acuity would usually warrant some type of corrective action but there is as yet no surgery or lenses developed for viewing the past with informed clarity.
Previous to stating last night that perhaps he should not have challenged the terrorists of the world to “bring it on,” Bush’s hindsight was deemed to actually be closer to 20/100. But statements such as “I would have gone into Iraqi the same way if we had to do it again” and “I wish I would have designed ‘No Child Left Behind’ a little dumber” demonstrate the President still falls well short of the 20/20 standard.
