The Werewolf: he strikes again! The customers of California Pizza Kitchen of Burbank this night are about to be served a pizza…a pizza of chipotle chicken, that is!…and death, that is!
Gather ’round the radio and click here. NOTE: VC (Very Crass).
Running Time: About 6 Christian minutes
Rating: NC-21
Written by: Dirk Voetberg and John Patrick Nelson
Produced by: John Patrick Nelson
The Werewolf: John Patrick Nelson, Ali: Alison Star Locke Nelson, Waiter Greg Lim from Torrance: Dirk Voetberg, Other voices: John, Ali, and Dirk

So, Werewolf, would you recommend the California Pizza Kitchen to us out-of-towners?
I find their service to be very substandard, however, their club sandwich pizza is a fine delicacy. It’s like a club sandwich, but on a pizza.
If they could find some way to market the Subway Meal #5 Pizza, I’d be in hog heaven.