Headline - Bush’s Approval Ratings
Bush’s Approval Rating So Miniscule that Some May Find It “Cute”
Warshington, DC - Yesterday, President Bush’s approval rating reached a new low of 29%. This could trigger what some experts of statistics (or, “staticulars”) term the “Awwww! Effect.” “The approval rating is so small, that several demographics are likely to find it literally reaches the level of cute, much in the same way audiences responded to the Baby Looney Tunes characters or the way most people react to the crying babies in flower pots as portrayed by master photographer Anne Geddes,” said Millie Reynolds, professor of public policy statistics at the University of Oregon, where, most likely, underage drinking runs rampant. “And, ironically, this could cause the approval rating to actually rise. Maybe even by as much as 10 points.” Confirming what she said, Reynolds held up 10 fingers.
A sign that professor Reynold’s hunch may not be just a hunch is that Hasbro has reportedly begun production of their new “Bush Approvy Woovy” line of plush stuffed toys to be sold at stores by this summer.
