The Dirkipedia: a free encyclopedia for such as yourself! In addition to the article on when people cover their car seats with t-shirts, we now have one on something called “Communism”! Click here to read what was just described!
Archive for April, 2006
The Dirkipedia Debuts Its Second Article!
Wednesday, April 12th, 2006US Weekly’s “Celebrities: They’re Just Like Us!”
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006One of US Weekly‘s most popular features is “Celebrities Are Just Like Us!” which reminds readers every week that our favorite stars are really just regular human beings who do regular human being things. But to get to “Celebrities Are Just Like Us!” in the magazine, you have to flip through a bunch of those page things. So, for your convenience, we present this week’s installment to you directly below:
What About the “Gospel of Terry”?
Friday, April 7th, 2006
The news is abuzz with the recently found “Gospel of Judas,” but what of the “Gospel of Terry,” which was rejected for inclusion in the Bible by its publisher?
Ask Dr. Science-Patterson!
Friday, April 7th, 2006
Hey, Dr. Science-Patterson! I know you’re a person of science, so do you believe in God? – Inquisitive in Irlia, Rhode Island
Dear Inquisitive in Irlia, RI – I do believe in God; I’m just not that impressed with Him. He supposedly created the universe in six days but, if you gave me six full days to do something, no one else is around and nothing else yet exists that can get in the way and be a distraction (e.g., super balls, margarine, shots), I could make something pretty cool too.
Found Lost Sinatra Lyrics!
Thursday, April 6th, 2006Click this to look at and read never-before-seen lyrics written for “Ol’ Blue Eyes” “Chairman of the Board” “City of Big Shoulders”–Mr. Frank Sinatra (including a song he wrote hisself)!
Pranks a Lot! (Some Pranks)
Wednesday, April 5th, 2006HEY YOU! Try this prank at the office you’re in!
Call a meeting and get everyone you work with in a conference room. Proceed to discuss work-related topics. Then, suddenly, hover over the conference room table like a ghost! Check out the look on everyone’s face! They’ll literally think you’ve got magical powers!
Cute Posters for Alternative Religions!
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006Have you ever noticed that Christians always get the cutest posters? Not anymore, per se! Below are some posters catering to them other religions.
For the Church of Scientology
For the Church of Satan
Hey, Kids! Here’s Some Jokes!
Monday, April 3rd, 2006
| Q: What is the Werewolf’s favorite flavor of ice cream? |
| A: Howlinilla! |
| -Sent to us by Cindy Ptack, 6, Oakwood School, Chicago, IL |
| -Knock knock! |
| -Uh, who’s there? |
| -Woman with huge breas! |
| -Woman with huge breas who? |
| -Woman with huge breasts! |
| -Sent to us by Dennis Cho, 8, Sisters of Jesus H., Burlington, IA |
| “Thanks” to those kids who’ve sent in jokes! If we print one of yours, we’ll send you 4 or 5 dollars! |
