Office Humor Cliches Revised!
What’s up, ‘ho? Here’s some more office humor cliches we think need to be refreshed!!!
When you see two officemates who’re even very vaguely dressed alike:
OLD: “Hey! Did you guys call each other?” (Point back and forth between the two people’s clothes.)
NEW: “You guys are sort of dressed alike, but I tell the exact same jokes thousands of people have been telling for decades. Now that’s uncanny!”
Someone leaves for lunch, but comes right back because they forgot something:
OLD: “That was a quick lunch!”
NEW: “This isn’t what it looks like! I-I thought you were going to be gone for an hour!”
You see someone paying someone else back for a soda or something:
OLD: “Hey! Since you’re giving out money…! (Hold out your hand)”
NEW: “That reminds me: I’m so in debt that I can’t sleep nights!”
Someone brings their small child into the office:
OLD: “Hey! Is this the new sales associate?”
NEW: Don’t acknowledge the child, who will begin to realize, because of you, that not all adults are good people.
tags:comedy,cubicle comedy,humor,office humor,silly
May 1st, 2006 at 6:52 pm
When it’s 1 pm on a Thursday afternoon, and some chipper guy whizzes by the cubicles.
OLD: “Smile. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.”
NEW: “Yeah, Ross, whatever. Stick it in your ass.”