What’s up, ‘ho? Here’s some more office humor cliches we think need to be refreshed!!!
When you see two officemates who’re even very vaguely dressed alike:
OLD: “Hey! Did you guys call each other?” (Point back and forth between the two people’s clothes.)
NEW: “You guys are sort of dressed alike, but I tell the exact same jokes thousands of people have been telling for decades. Now that’s uncanny!”
Someone leaves for lunch, but comes right back because they forgot something:
OLD: “That was a quick lunch!”
NEW: “This isn’t what it looks like! I-I thought you were going to be gone for an hour!”
You see someone paying someone else back for a soda or something:
OLD: “Hey! Since you’re giving out money…! (Hold out your hand)”
NEW: “That reminds me: I’m so in debt that I can’t sleep nights!”
Someone brings their small child into the office:
OLD: “Hey! Is this the new sales associate?”
NEW: Don’t acknowledge the child, who will begin to realize, because of you, that not all adults are good people.
Hey, Dr. Science Patterson! What makes a volcano erupt? – Curious Kid in Concord, NH
DIDYAKNOW that the bountiful bunny pictured to the right is 3 feet and over 20 pounds! AND the man holding him is only 5 feet, so, therefore, the rabbit is actually a little smaller than it seems in the picture!
Hey, Dr. Science-Patterson! I’m like 8 years old and like I was um…throwing this thing around and started noticing that like, if I threw the thing real fast, some energy was emitted and I started noticing that like E=mc1.8 or something close to that. Has anyone else like noticed this? Curious in Like Clinton, IA