Comments on: A Silent Movie! http://www.thedirk.com/2006/03/23/a-video-and-such/ Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:40:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Francelli Ensign-Marcaroni http://www.thedirk.com/2006/03/23/a-video-and-such/#comment-43 Francelli Ensign-Marcaroni Mon, 17 Apr 2006 20:44:28 +0000 http://www.thedirk.com/wordpress/?p=40#comment-43 Hey are you sure .. the bankers .. will secure the bond for finishing and insuring this picture in the new popular "Quietie" genre with that loud Craig Shaynak fellow in the directors chair? Sure he's talented, even one of a kind, a genius, but for a "Quietie" picture? THINK AGAIN! Savelli the great Italian tenor born on the Kansas side of the great US river did resentfully proclaim that CRAIG (in a shrill voice) is "OVERLY-TALENTED", but, should we not invest / put so much money on the line to test this theory of the irate old tenor, for young Craig is modestly known as the king (SHAYNAK) of comedy in his one-mad-show "FAT BALD & LOUD" which, see, precludes the chaos that like a noisy action movie with lots of violence, sex and suspense, characterizes the howling-mania at ear-piercing levels of anything that Craig Shaynak touches. They won't even let him walk near tall glass sky-scrapers DOWNTOWN or glass corporate buildings; the toned-down version of his voice SHATTERS GLASS from 700 ft away! THINK again. How .. about Shaynak produces the "Quietie," but direct? Are YOU CRAZY!? Why don't you just hire Michael Bay!? I'd say make sure that he directs by gestures only or put tape over his mouth. That's like hiring Rosanne to sing the National Anthem to over a cradle to help a crying sleepless child rock-back-to-sleep. Are you reaching & overconfident? Frank Ensignello Hey are you sure .. the bankers .. will secure the bond for finishing and insuring this picture in the new popular “Quietie” genre with that loud Craig Shaynak fellow in the directors chair? Sure he’s talented, even one of a kind, a genius, but for a “Quietie” picture? THINK AGAIN!

Savelli the great Italian tenor born on the Kansas side of the great US river did resentfully proclaim that CRAIG (in a shrill voice) is “OVERLY-TALENTED”, but, should we not invest / put so much money on the line to test this theory of the irate old tenor, for young Craig is modestly known as the king (SHAYNAK) of comedy in his one-mad-show “FAT BALD & LOUD” which, see, precludes the chaos that like a noisy action movie with lots of violence, sex and suspense, characterizes the howling-mania at ear-piercing levels of anything that Craig Shaynak touches. They won’t even let him walk near tall glass sky-scrapers DOWNTOWN or glass corporate buildings; the toned-down version of his voice SHATTERS GLASS from 700 ft away! THINK again. How .. about Shaynak produces the “Quietie,” but direct? Are YOU CRAZY!? Why don’t you just hire Michael Bay!? I’d say make sure that he directs by gestures only or put tape over his mouth. That’s like hiring Rosanne to sing the National Anthem to over a cradle to help a crying sleepless child rock-back-to-sleep. Are you reaching & overconfident?

Frank Ensignello

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