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Morrisey Finally Attains Significant Mainstream Success with His New Single “Shake Ya Junk (’Til Ya Thong Snapz)”
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Morrisey Finally Attains Significant Mainstream Success with His New Single “Shake Ya Junk (’Til Ya Thong Snapz)”
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March 18th, 2006 at 8:43 am
Rolling Stone: Are you growing weary of all the questions surrounding your recent transition to Hip-Hop music and culture?
Moz: That joke isn’t funny anymore. It’s too close to home, and it’s too near the bone-more than you ever knew.
Rolling Stone: Now that you spend 90% of your time here in the U.S., what is your take on the U.S. occupation in Iraq?
Moz: I know. I know. It’s serious.
Rolling Stone: With there still being reports of recent stage fright, will you be touring to satisfy your fandom?
Moz: Deep in the cells of my heart, I really want to go.
Rolling Stone: Did you maybe want to change venues for this interview? You seem to be, well, a little preoccupied.
Moz: There’s a club if you’d like to go. You could meet somebody who really loves you.
Rolling Stone: Have you sold out a bit by living here in such a poplulated area like LA?
Moz: Hey, shut your mouth. How can you say, I go about things the wrong way? Oh, and it’s very loney on a limb.
Rolling Stone: I’m sorry, I’m not trying to be intrusive. It’s just that you’ve been so reclusive your whole life and moving to LA, switching to Hip-Hop, etc., just doesn’t seem like you.
Moz: You’re a flatualent pain in the ass.
Rolling Stone: Do you feel that you’re getting better with age; ahem, being close to 50 and all?
Moz: I can feel the soil falling over my head, as I climb into an empty bed.
Rolling Stone: Oh well, enough said.
March 18th, 2006 at 10:01 am
Thanks to however wrote the interview thing. Funny, yo.