
Hey, Dr. Science-Patterson, which came first, the chicken or the egg? - Wondering in Cleveland
Dear Wondering in Cleveland: This is an age-old question that is, however, very easy to answer. The chicken came first because there needs to be a chicken to lay the egg (unless you concern yourself with where the chicken itself comes from).
I think science comes in on the side of the egg as that would contain the first genetic mutation that creates a baby chicken from Mama Dino. The real question is, “Who did that mutant baby boink to continue the lineage onto the Colonel’s menu?”