While some of our staff was looking for a fire extinguisher, they came acrost these letters to Penthouse, a magazine of nude women. Please click here only if you’re some kind of adult.

Mime in San Fran Motions with His Vocal Cords to Represent Words

Say! Word up! We asked you to send in a funny caption to go with the cartoon below! Many of you did that, and here are the three finalists! Somehow, vote for your favorite!

Finalist #1: “I’m just…so miserable.” (Donni McLeod, Davenport, IA)

Finalist #2: “I want eternal sleep.” (Tina Jackson, Cary, WY)

Finalist #3: “I took Ben to my sister’s, so he’s safe. But everything else is gone and I don’t know what to do. I’m nothing right now. Nothing.” (Ricardo Talounkas, St. Louis, MO)

This Year’s Lead Nominee for Nobel Peace Prize the Woman with All Those Charity Bracelets

One of the buyment managers at our Miami office also raps for ZookeepaZ! Click here to link to the download of their track “Robot in Space.”

Bush Submits 2007 Sarcastic Budget: Programs for Education and the Poor See Biggest Gains

Hey! Here are some cute posters for putting up in your cubicle!

Click here for cute alternative religion posters!

Hey, kidz! Check out these Puritan gravestone parodies! You can print ‘em out and wrap them around your iPod!

It’s Presidents’ Day, so whilst Bush gets served breakfast in bed and gets a day off from his chores, we thought we’d present to yourselves this political cartoon history lesson!

Many Believe Intelligent Design May Explain “Family Guy”

“This show doesn’t just happen. Someone or something must be writing and animating it,” says prominent I.D. believer