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Archive for February, 2006
Penthouse Letters
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006Finalists Announced for TheDirk.com’s Caption Contest!
Monday, February 27th, 2006Say! Word up! We asked you to send in a funny caption to go with the cartoon below! Many of you did that, and here are the three finalists! Somehow, vote for your favorite!
Finalist #1: “I’m just…so miserable.” (Donni McLeod, Davenport, IA)
Finalist #2: “I want eternal sleep.” (Tina Jackson, Cary, WY)
Finalist #3: “I took Ben to my sister’s, so he’s safe. But everything else is gone and I don’t know what to do. I’m nothing right now. Nothing.” (Ricardo Talounkas, St. Louis, MO)
Robot in Space!
Thursday, February 23rd, 2006One of the buyment managers at our Miami office also raps for ZookeepaZ! Click here to link to the download of their track “Robot in Space.”
Cute Cubicle Posters!
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006Hey! Here are some cute posters for putting up in your cubicle!
Click here for cute alternative religion posters!
Puritan Gravestonez!
Tuesday, February 21st, 2006Hey, kidz! Check out these Puritan gravestone parodies! You can print ‘em out and wrap them around your iPod!
A Political Cartoon for Presidents’ Day!
Monday, February 20th, 2006It’s Presidents’ Day, so whilst Bush gets served breakfast in bed and gets a day off from his chores, we thought we’d present to yourselves this political cartoon history lesson!
Amazon Review of The Bible
Friday, February 17th, 2006
Our resident Amazon reviewer is a tough some B: he gives the Good Book only 4 stars! Check out his review.
Hypotheticals!
Thursday, February 16th, 2006Hypotheticals are hot! (Eating old oranges is not.) So check out these hypotheticals that get you “thinking”!
Rejection Letter from Editors of the New Testament
Wednesday, February 15th, 2006God wrote the Bible of course, but humans had to come up with the Bible’s characters, lessons, and stories and write the text. Click this to read a rejection letter from the editors of the New Testament to an aspiring Bible writer.
